OH MY GAWD

OH JESUSALLAHBUDDHATUAPEKGONGSPONGEBOB! IT’S MY BIRTHDAY.
I’m 16. and i’m LEGAL.
now who wants a piece of me? heh.

i <3 rach!

Did you know,

1. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
2. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
3. Jack is the most common name in a fairy tale.
4. Justin is a lazy pig.

Hello, Justin is a lazy boy(so I’m helping him to blog) and he likes checking out pharmacists.

Okay, GOODNIGHT.

Oreal!

ohhhh you heretic

the power of christ compells you.

the past few days have been fucking boring. i can’t wait for my fucking o levels. bitchesss.

it’s late

the time now’s like 1.52am, there’s no school cause we’ve e-learning tomorrow. it’s supposed to start at 8.30am but i got on just now and i did my vectors test already. 3/10. bloody hell. oh well it’s getting late and i need to sleep. nighty nighty.

ray’s still at camp and i miss her as hell ): ): ):

hello

i was just thinking. bye is one word. people say bye or bye bye. how come no one says bye bye bye(cept for nsync) or bye bye bye bye or bye bye bye bye bye or maybe bye bye bye bye bye bye. hmmmmmmmmm

hahahaaaaaaa.
okay bye.

ohhh im gone

hello people. haha. i haven’t been blogging in a while cause i’ve been busy/lazy/nothing to blog about. yeah. i’m a fuckin boring guy. haha. well went out with becky yesterday. it was fun catching up and shit. hahah. aiight. see ya’ll around

FO FUCKING B TONIGHT MAN YEAH.

still trying

OMGWTFBBQ! I LOST 20 DOLLARS IN GAMBLING TODAY. LOST IT ALL TO ONE JACKASS. adrian chai <i forgot your chinese name>. KANI*ahem* yah. wah lao lucky bastard just kept winning round after round. i’m gonna get back at you godbrother. next week. i’m gonna win everything back. i hope. hah. thanks for cafe cartel. ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

float like a butterfly

hahah. school’s pretty cool the past few days. i missed school on monday and tuesday, there were no lessons today, and school ends at 10am tomorrow!
i’m getting used to the madness already.

good luck to those collecting their results tmr! AHAH.

sieg hael mein fuhrer

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child of the poor

hello people, im finally back on the computer.  i just moved house. shifted into a hdb flat. im getting used to it, not being able to blast my music at night and play my guitar late at night and shit. the water pressure here is also very crappy. im on the 13th floor and when i turn the hose on to full power, i get pressure like a dog pissing onto a firehydrant.

oh well, i’ll get used to it.