ting dong ding tang

DID YOU KNOW?
smoking while shitting increases the risk of anal cancer by 83% !?
i made that up. hurhur. damn bored.

oh yes. judith gives me good inspiration. uh huh
inspirado!

mmmmmphhh yeahh

honey roasted macademia nuts are the sex.

Bright Side Of Suffering

Hello people. Haven’t written a proper post in quite a while. I’ve been doing fine. School’s busy and shit. Finishing late in school everyday. Well I’ve been doing my homework everytime! Like wahhhh. Damn on la. I hope i’ll continue! Keep on working like this and O’s will be a breeze. hell yeah.
Anyways, I’m not a good blogger and i don’t really have inspiration to write anything. So i guess that’s it. Take care bitches.

Your ideas aren’t fair by any means,
But I’ll still try to follow through,

Act Appalled

You walk straight, not like them.
To fool them in, make it seem like you’re in trouble.
Make a sound, fake it enough.

“What made you so scared?”
Maybe you’re mistaken for someone who cares.

If you remember, remember,
I’ve been trying to get back to the center.
I’m sure it’s not like it was before.

To make them drink, tell them that it’s only water
No one leaves ’till we figure this out

“What made you so scared?”
Maybe you’re mistaken for someone who cares.

If you remember, remember,
I’ve been trying to get back to the center.
I’m sure it’s not like it was before.

Patience,
Both we and our words are over produced by influence.
By influence.
Patience

Both we and our words are over produced by influence (by influence),
By influence
I’m only asking:
If you remember, remember,
I’ve been trying to get back to the center.
I’m sure it’s not like it was…

OH MY GOD SCHOOL

School’s tiring la. I’m still used to the holiday life. Damnit. I can’t wait for O’s. Get it done with. Grrr
Anyways, TAE’s playing on saturday. We’re gonna need to practice alot. See you guys there.

Cheers

New Year

Happy new year people. This year was a great year yeap. Next year’s gonna be good too i hope.

This must be it.
Welcome to the new year.
The drinks were consumed,
the plants were destroyed,
and the hors d’oeuvres dismantled.
I’m not smiling
behind this fake veneer.
I am often interrupted
or completely ignored,
but most of all I’m bored.

I’m trying to find out
if my words have any meaning.
Lackluster and full of contempt
when it always ends the same.

Why won’t she listen to me?

Why did I come?
Oh, why did I come here?
These humans all suck.
I’d rather be home
feeling violent and lonely.
I’m not trying to sound so insincere,
but the postcard that’s taped to the freezer reads:
“Wish you were here.”
How I wish I could disappear.

I’m trying to find out
if my words have any meaning.
Lackluster and full of contempt
when it always ends the same.

Heads up Damage Control,
there’s a ring around her finger.
Last chance for changing lanes,
and you missed it by a mile.

Why won’t she listen to me?

This must be it.
Welcome to the new year.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

school in a couple of days. aren’t all of you excited? oh joy. school. friends. teachers and all! WOW.
well i’m not. kaninah.

they looked like strong hands

This isn’t who I am.
From confidence to self doubt in 60 seconds.
Storming stages and stereos from here to there,
trying to prove that I belong.
Trying to win approval from people that I don’t know.

And I look so strong
when the weight of all the world
don’t take its toll.
And I’d choose my sides
if I believed in what was right,
but I’m all wrong.

I’m not larger than life, I’m not taller than trees.
Do I mean what I say? Is it just this disease where I never go home.
Never telling the truth how this life eats away.
Not admitting I’m fake
and I’m questioning whether this whole thing was worth it to die poor and all alone?

Just don’t tell me this doesn’t mean the world,
’cause my ears would bleed and my heart would hit the floor.

Sigh.

Hello people. AudioRojak today was like shit la. The venue and all was really nice and the equipment rocked. But i guess TAE just sucked really bad today. Sorry to disappoint those who expected better from us.
Well, TAE wasn’t really TAE anyway. Only 2/5 of the band was there. Damn you emu for falling ill! Hahaha. Kidding. Please get well soon buddy.

So anyway, there’s no use explaining why we sucked and all so i guess i’ll just promise you fellas a better show next time.

Yeah. That’s all i guess. Ciao

your voice was the soundtrack of my summer

Three Little Pigs

    Once there were three little pigs who lived together in mutual respect and harmony with their enviroment. Using materials that were indegenious to the area, they each built a beautiful house. One pig built a house of straw, one a house of sticks, and one a house of dung, clay and creeper vines shaped into bricks and bakd in a small kiln. When they were finished, the pigs were satisfied with their hardwork and settle back to live in peace and self-determination.

But their idyll was soon shattered. One day, along came a big, bad wolf with expansionist ideas. He saw the pigs and grew very hungry, in both a physical and ideological sense. When the pigs saw the wolf, they ran into the house and straw. The wolf ran up to the house and banged on the door, shouting “Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!”

The pigs shouted back, “Your gunboat tactics hold no fear for pigs defending their homes and culture.”

But the wolf wasn’t to be denied what he thought was his manifest destiny. So he huffed and puffed and blew down the house of straw. The frightened pigs ran to the house of sticks, with the wolf in hot persuit. Where the house of straw had stood, other wolves bought up the land and started a banana plantion.
At the house of stikcs, the wolf again banged on the door and shouted, “Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!”

The pigs shouted back, “Go to hell, you carnivorous, imperialistic oppressor!”

At this, the wolf chuckled condescendingly. He thought to himself: “They are so childlike in their ways. It will be a shame to see them go, but progress cannot be stopped.”

So the wolf huffed and puffed and blew down the house of sticks. The pigs ran to the house of bricks, with the wolf close at their heels. Where the house of sticks had stood, the other wolves built a time-share condo resort complex for vacationing wolves, with each a unit of fibreglass reconstruction of the house of sticks, as well as native curio shops, snorkeling and dolphin shows.

At the house of bricks, the wolf again banged on the door and shouted, “Little pigs, little pigs, let me in!”

This time in response, the pig sang songs of solidarity and wrote letters of protest to the United Nations.

By now the wolf was getting angry at the pigs’ refusal to see the situation from a carnivore’s point of view. So he huffed and he puffed, and huffed and puffed, then grabbed his chest and fell over dead from a massive heart attack brought on from eating too many fatty foods.

The three little pigs rejoied that justice had triumphed and did a little dance around the corpse of the wolf. Their next step was to liberate their homeland. They gathered together a band of other pigs who had been forced  off their lands. This new brigade of porcinistas attacked the resort complex with machine guns and rocket launchers and slaughtered the cruel wolf oppressors, sending a clear signal to the rest of the hemisphere not to meddle in their internal affairs. Then the pigs set up a model socialist democracy with free education, universal health care and affordable housing for everyone.

The end. wah wah wee wah.